Matrix Reloaded French Curse

Matrix Reloaded French Curse
French slang help! plz translate this French sentence for me! Its from Matrix reloaded. Lil kids, Stay away!?

I repeat, if abusive language bothers you, plz don't read any further.

This is from Matrix reloaded, when Neo, morpheus and Trinity go to meet the Merovingean.

Merovingian: I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with.
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Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!

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You see, it's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it.

Note in babbelfish translater, it is translated as:

Name of God of whore of bloody hell of filth of jerk of asshole of your mother

But I don't think this makes much sense.

it is French slang cursing so it does make sense only in French but if u insist on translating that u'll have something like:

Jeez, b-i-t-c-hing whore,craping s-h-i-t, a-s-s-h-o-l-e m-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r

Matrix reloaded Lambert Wilson